Today, Mago posted a really hilarious post about Ameriken on his SF4 blog, http://blog.livedoor.jp/magopizza/. This one was especially hilarious, so here’s my translation:
“Arigatou” by MagoPizza
This happened on February 7th.
I decided for the first time in a while to go play some SF4 in Tokyo.
Guess I’ll check out Shinjuku . . .
which means I’ll be hitting up the Taito Station at the Shinjuku South Exit.
I hear this place is a lot more poppin’ than Baba* lately.
*fubarduck’s note: Baba is referring to Takadanobaba, where Big Box is located
I’m glad that I came and checked it out,
but I wasn’t in a Sagat mood
so anyway I figured I’d warm up with some Rufus.
basically, I’m playing Rufus on the left-most cabinet.
I showed off some pretty good play, and I was feelin’ myself.
But in the middle of playing, I felt a losing aura from the person on the right cabinet . . .
Huh?
What’s this? This . . . aura?
Timidly feeling that aura, I gently glanced at the person to my right.
Ameriken (he’s actually an American) was on a losing streak against Yuu★.
Is this person down on himself or what?
Ameriken: “AHHH . . . AKUMA . . . WHAT DO I DO?!”
Lately, Ameriken has gotten really good.
He’s always playing at Shinjuku where most players are “Men of Valor” rank,
But he’s got a consistent win record and keeping his Grandmaster rank (over 110,000BP)
Even at his level, Ameriken gets too frustrated in the Akuma matchup.
It appears as though he’s too sad to even enter “beast mode”.
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*Beast Mode
This is the mode that Ameriken invokes when he is on a losing streak and totally flips out.
If this is invoked, it doesn’t matter who is lined up behind him–
His appearance morphs into Bob Sapp from his heyday and plays his opponent repeatedly like a demon.
When he beats his opponent, he goes to the other side of the machine
And does a win pose. Until he does this, beast mode is not rescinded.
By the way, perhaps recently he got used to rotating turns
So this mode is almost never invoked anymore.
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I remember a story Tokido told me once.
When Tokido and Ameriken are at the same arcade,
Tokido can speak English better than most people, so apparently Ameriken usually asks Tokido a lot of questions.
Ameriken: “MAGO, SAGAT VS AKUMA, VERY GOOD”
Tokido: “For sure.”
Ameriken: “MAGO KNOWS EVERYTHING. BUT I KNOW NOTHING . . .”
Tokido: “It is what it is. It’s because he has played against a lot of Akumas, and studied the matchup.”
Ameriken: “I CANT DO JAPANESE. SO I CAN’T ASK MAGO . . . THAT’S SO SAD . . .”
*By the way, that conversation happens entirely in English!
Apparently, that’s kinda how their conversation went.
The stuff from that interaction floated across my head.
(It’s no use . . . should I try to bewitch him?)
Thinking that, I lightly tap Ameriken’s shoulder.
It was a “I’m touching you with my hand, so please get up so I can play” gesture.
Perhaps I was late and beast mode had just been invoked,
Even touching him with my hand, I couldn’t believe he was going to keep playing. That’s what I thought, but . . .
Ameriken, however!
Is it really happening? A smile across his face as he stands up from the cabinet!
Ameriken: “OHH! MAGO! SAGAT! PLAY!”
The response was so different than I expected, that I just looked at him blankly for a moment.
And then, the final blow.
Ameriken: “MAGO . . .”
Ameriken: “AH . . .”
・・・
Mago: “Ah . . . ? ?”
Ameriken: “AH . . ARIGATO!!!”
! ! ? ! ? ? ? ! ! ? ? ?
Thi,
This bastard!~ . . .
To go as far as to use shoddy Japanese . . .
This motherfucker!! . . .
I won’t let you cryyy~ . . .
Yuu.
You can be my sacrifice.
So you can beat Akuma with Sagaaaat~!
You have to fight like thiiis~to beat hiiim~!
I have to teach Amerikeeeen!
And so begins the public execution by the hands of Mago . . .
(Ameriken . . .)
(Keep your eyes glued on the screen . . .)
(THIS is how you fight Akuma with Sagat!)
. . . 30 Minutes Later
Mago.
6 Losses in a row.
・・・
Looking at the tragedy in front of me, I’m unable to focus my eyes.
Trembling, I look behind me . . .
Ameriken was looking at me with sorrowful eyes . . .
(I KNEW IT, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR MAGO . . .)
(SAGAT VS AKUMA . . . NO FUTURE . . .)
*This is just a guess
No!
This is . . .
Not what usually happens!
Yuu definitely got better!
But in reality, this kind of thing doesn’t happen!!
So . . .
So don’t look at me with those eyes . . .
At this rate, the matchup will be impossible in Ameriken’s heart . . .
This is bad . . .
I have to shake this off . . .
To be a 2D god, every single person must see me in their dreams!
I decided to release my limiter.
I have to do this seriously . . .
Deciding this, I removed my jacket,
Loosened my fingers with scrupulous care, extracted the energy from my shoulders and faced battle.
(Starting now, I’m a “textbook” . . .)
(Don’t take your eyes off what I’m doing, even for a moment . . .)
With my limiter released, I was certainly a fierce god.
What happened to Yuu a while ago? Who’s playing now?
I wasn’t on that side of the machine so I can’t confirm who it was,
But it was some flowchart player that I was destroying.
It became apparent that the person playing now was a mere coin-inserting zombie.
Winstreak after winstreak.
Sagat vs Akuma isn’t such a throwaway match.
Mago: “Ameriken! Hey! Were you watching me!?”
I was convinced that those sad eyes from earlier became sparkly, twinkly eyes and looked behind me in high spirits!
・・・
・・・
・・・
Uhh, nobody is here . . .
On that day, unlike usual, I heard a firefly’s glow . . .